Larnmobrul is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent butterfly.

Larnmobrul created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Larnmobrul, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Larnmobrul, he will turn you into a dog.

Larnmobrul's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Larnmobrul's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.