Niltalpommumbognutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident slug.

Niltalpommumbognutt created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niltalpommumbognutt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Niltalpommumbognutt, he will ignore you.

Niltalpommumbognutt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Niltalpommumbognutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.