Nad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome sheep.

Nad created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must pray to Nad six times a day.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about gravity.