Pasgatflat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent wombat.

Pasgatflat created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasgatflat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pasgatflat, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Pasgatflat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pasgatflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Pasgatflat loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.