Fenbemdod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy cat.

Fenbemdod created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Fenbemdod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fenbemdod, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fenbemdod's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fenbemdod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fenbemdod three times a day.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Do not eat corn.