Nurthivgod is a god.

It takes the form of a large, annoying chicken.

Nurthivgod created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurthivgod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurthivgod, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nurthivgod's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nurthivgod's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Nurthivgod on top of important buildings.

3. Never sing near monkeys.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.