Wodvabced is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish mink.

Wodvabced created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodvabced, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wodvabced, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wodvabced's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wodvabced's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of hamsters.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.