Shavnibtad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unselfish parrot.

Shavnibtad created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavnibtad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Shavnibtad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Shavnibtad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Shavnibtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must pray to Shavnibtad eight times a day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.