Flowpopmadzen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring snail.

Flowpopmadzen created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowpopmadzen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flowpopmadzen, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flowpopmadzen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Flowpopmadzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never look in ponds.