Vigdisstap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, clever giraffe.

Vigdisstap created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigdisstap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vigdisstap, he will manifest in front of you.

Vigdisstap's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Vigdisstap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help swans.

3. Worship no other gods but Vigdisstap.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.