Padbonkmitnartcen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind fly.

Padbonkmitnartcen created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Padbonkmitnartcen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Padbonkmitnartcen, it will not care at all.

Padbonkmitnartcen's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Padbonkmitnartcen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look in ponds.