Padbonkmitnartcen is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind
fly.
Padbonkmitnartcen created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Padbonkmitnartcen, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Padbonkmitnartcen, it will not care at all.
Padbonkmitnartcen's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Padbonkmitnartcen's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. You must never eat onions.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never look in ponds.