Dumflan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sage hare.

Dumflan created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumflan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dumflan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dumflan's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dumflan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always help seals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.