Gabkadbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient hamster.

Gabkadbiss created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabkadbiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gabkadbiss, it will curse you with boils.

Gabkadbiss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gabkadbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabkadbiss.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gabkadbiss.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.