Nakvansog is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, humane
porpoise.
Nakvansog created everything that exists five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nakvansog, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nakvansog, it will be very unhappy.
Nakvansog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Nakvansog's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured badgers.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never look at nebulae.
4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.
5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.