Rillbogmap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless wren.

Rillbogmap created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbogmap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rillbogmap, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rillbogmap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rillbogmap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rillbogmap.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.