Tonkmegyog Godhasflig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, humane otter.

Tonkmegyog Godhasflig created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkmegyog Godhasflig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tonkmegyog Godhasflig, he will torture you forever.

Tonkmegyog Godhasflig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tonkmegyog Godhasflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat green fruit.