Targflabflan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome wolf.

Targflabflan created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targflabflan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targflabflan, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Targflabflan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Targflabflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Always help foxes in need.