Pogtinnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient seal.

Pogtinnutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogtinnutt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pogtinnutt, she will be mildly annoyed.

Pogtinnutt's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pogtinnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Never wear rings.