Nigvidkar is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, moody toad.

Nigvidkar created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigvidkar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nigvidkar, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nigvidkar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nigvidkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Never sit in the presence of mites.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.