Natnutnat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving meerkat.

Natnutnat created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natnutnat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Natnutnat, it will come to you in dreams.

Natnutnat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Natnutnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.