Ruttmifnur is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring zebra.

Ruttmifnur created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ruttmifnur, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttmifnur, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ruttmifnur's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ruttmifnur's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.