Sakwapkop is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, stupid newt.

Sakwapkop created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakwapkop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sakwapkop, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sakwapkop's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sakwapkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Sakwapkop must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Worship no other gods but Sakwapkop.