Habgepfab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, prudent camel.

Habgepfab created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Habgepfab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Habgepfab, she will send you a sign.

Habgepfab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Habgepfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Worship no other gods but Habgepfab.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.