Ratgatcap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, flying slug.

Ratgatcap created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratgatcap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ratgatcap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ratgatcap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ratgatcap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Never wear fawn shorts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Ratgatcap on top of all buildings.