Natstafgad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able badger.

Natstafgad created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Natstafgad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Natstafgad, it will curse you with boils.

Natstafgad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Natstafgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Natstafgad's name in vain.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.