Sitligfom is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, weak porpoise.

Sitligfom created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Sitligfom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sitligfom, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sitligfom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sitligfom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray mites for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Worship no other gods but Sitligfom.