Mifcipwit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous shrew.

Mifcipwit created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mifcipwit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mifcipwit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mifcipwit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mifcipwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never sit in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.