Cadlagquimfadfontik Laddutdum is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, flying whale.

Cadlagquimfadfontik Laddutdum created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Cadlagquimfadfontik Laddutdum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadlagquimfadfontik Laddutdum, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cadlagquimfadfontik Laddutdum's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cadlagquimfadfontik Laddutdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not take Cadlagquimfadfontik Laddutdum's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Never write about gravity.