Hadbellyikyam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong mongoose.

Hadbellyikyam created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadbellyikyam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hadbellyikyam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hadbellyikyam's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hadbellyikyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hadbellyikyam on top of all buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Worship no other gods but Hadbellyikyam.