Janrownill is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless elephant.

Janrownill created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Janrownill, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Janrownill, it will destroy your home solar system.

Janrownill's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Janrownill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

3. Put Janrownill first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Janrownill on top of important buildings.