Cingatced is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, unfair
squirrel.
Cingatced created the Sun five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cingatced, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cingatced, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Cingatced's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Cingatced's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not speak about onions.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.