Budgesscid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced zebra.

Budgesscid created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budgesscid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Budgesscid, she will strike you with lightening.

Budgesscid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Budgesscid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Never skip in holy places.