Fligtifstrag is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, loving
armadillo.
Fligtifstrag created a quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Fligtifstrag, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Fligtifstrag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Fligtifstrag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Fligtifstrag's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair brown.
2. Never talk about great tits.
3. Do not eat bananas.
4. Fligtifstrag must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.