Flabcipdot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous wyrm.

Flabcipdot created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabcipdot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flabcipdot, it will turn you into a rock.

Flabcipdot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Flabcipdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Never feed gooseberries to grasshopers while wearing purple shoes.

3. Put Flabcipdot first in all things.

4. Run away if six seals approach from the east.

5. Always stare at clouds.