Fligsandpin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, compassionate pigeon.

Fligsandpin created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligsandpin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fligsandpin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fligsandpin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fligsandpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Hide if eight snakes approach from the north.

3. Never wear fawn rings.

4. Fligsandpin loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.