Ganflydiss is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring slug.

Ganflydiss created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganflydiss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ganflydiss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ganflydiss' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ganflydiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ganflydiss.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect three gold sculptures of Ganflydiss on top of important buildings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.