Budnan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind rat.

Budnan created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budnan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Budnan, it will turn you into a rat.

Budnan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Budnan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.