Jopdit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage fox.

Jopdit created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jopdit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jopdit, he will turn you into a worm.

Jopdit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jopdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never sing in the presence of sharks.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jopdit.