Vonsaglithig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, prudent mouse.

Vonsaglithig created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vonsaglithig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vonsaglithig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vonsaglithig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vonsaglithig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Do not commit murder.
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