Begflapjap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, ruthless grasshopper.

Begflapjap created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Begflapjap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Begflapjap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Begflapjap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Begflapjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. You must love Begflapjap.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not eat apples.