Zigcapvon is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent
otter.
Zigcapvon created a bottom quark six million years ago.
If you believe in
Zigcapvon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Zigcapvon, she will turn you into a frog.
Zigcapvon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Zigcapvon's Holy Commandments1. Always help ducks.
2. Do not hurt swans.
3. Zigcapvon loves porpoises, so they must be respected.
4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.