Zigcapvon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent otter.

Zigcapvon created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Zigcapvon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zigcapvon, she will turn you into a frog.

Zigcapvon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zigcapvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Zigcapvon loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.