Lidnuttquill is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, generous jellyfish.

Lidnuttquill created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidnuttquill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lidnuttquill, he will not care at all.

Lidnuttquill's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Lidnuttquill's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Never run in holy places.