Lidnuttquill is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, generous
jellyfish.
Lidnuttquill created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lidnuttquill, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Lidnuttquill, he will not care at all.
Lidnuttquill's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Lidnuttquill's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not hurt dogs.
4. Always look after injured doves.
5. Never run in holy places.