Niggabruldadyarl is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered
hydra.
Niggabruldadyarl created vertebrates six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Niggabruldadyarl, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Niggabruldadyarl, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Niggabruldadyarl's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Niggabruldadyarl's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about stars.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never hurt capybaras.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Niggabruldadyarl.
5. Do not wear lead on your body.