Niggabruldadyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered hydra.

Niggabruldadyarl created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niggabruldadyarl, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Niggabruldadyarl, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Niggabruldadyarl's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Niggabruldadyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Niggabruldadyarl.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.