Camgutgupgilquathomwikpas is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able fish.

Camgutgupgilquathomwikpas created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Camgutgupgilquathomwikpas, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Camgutgupgilquathomwikpas, it will destroy your home planet.

Camgutgupgilquathomwikpas' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Camgutgupgilquathomwikpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Camgutgupgilquathomwikpas must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear stockings.