Hivanpom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless hare.

Hivanpom created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivanpom, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hivanpom, he will turn you into a rat.

Hivanpom's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hivanpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the east.