Figfaslentalcissfum is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful manatee.

Figfaslentalcissfum created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Figfaslentalcissfum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figfaslentalcissfum, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Figfaslentalcissfum's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Figfaslentalcissfum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink rats for they are unholy.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.