Figfaslentalcissfum is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful
manatee.
Figfaslentalcissfum created the planet Jupiter two years ago.
If you believe in
Figfaslentalcissfum, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Figfaslentalcissfum, she will attempt to scare you with hail.
Figfaslentalcissfum's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Figfaslentalcissfum's Holy Commandments1. Hide from pink rats for they are unholy.
2. Do not run in public.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.