Yakzogfly Fomsaskar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered frog.

Yakzogfly Fomsaskar created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Yakzogfly Fomsaskar, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yakzogfly Fomsaskar, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yakzogfly Fomsaskar's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yakzogfly Fomsaskar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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