Gupvabmit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast meerkat.

Gupvabmit created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupvabmit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gupvabmit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gupvabmit's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gupvabmit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Always help horses in need.