Gommadmob is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise mink.

Gommadmob created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gommadmob, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gommadmob, it will not care at all.

Gommadmob's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gommadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not covet oxen.