Signillaprig is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, happy
unicorn.
Signillaprig created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Signillaprig, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Signillaprig, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Signillaprig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Signillaprig's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
2. Never write about gravity.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never talk about amino acids.
5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.